I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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