when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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