Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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