k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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