No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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