i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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