We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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