This is not my ceiling
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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