Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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