you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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