Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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