so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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