Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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