are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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