he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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