So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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