Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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