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(919): View more from North Carolina

Apparently you make a good broom.

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(914): View more from New York

No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.

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(913): View more from Kansas

checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.

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(720): View more from Colorado

She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.

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(775): View more from Nevada

She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals

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(513): View more from Ohio

I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex

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