whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
