i just wanna soil my oats bro
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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