belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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