belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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