So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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