are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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