I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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