Where did you get a picture of my penis
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
as a side note pls kill me
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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