All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I will pee on everything he values.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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