He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
should my penis look like a turkey
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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