Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I think I just sharted jello shots
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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