I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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