i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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