Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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