i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You are the jesus of drinking
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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