No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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