Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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