summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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