Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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