At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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