I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We were destined to go to rehab together
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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