I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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