I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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