: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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