i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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