You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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