Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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