he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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