I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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