i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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