I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
COCAINE IS GR8
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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