I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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