It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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